Country and Western Music

Recently my mind has been devoid of anything resembling an original thought, worthy of publishing on this site. As a consequence, I give you an entry from an old blog that continues to amuse me: 

"SHE GOT THE RING AND I GOT THE FINGER......and 11 other great redneck song titles:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

2. You're The Reason (Our Kids Are So Ugly)

3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

4. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

5. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

6. Mamma Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)

7. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

8. You Darn Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

9. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

10. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

11. I Sold a Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run (So We're Even)"

Can you imagine Troy Casser-Daly or Willie Nelson pumping out any of those? I believe it would be quite an achievement if one day I actually managed to get acquainted with the whole country and western genre. I'm sure there's some good stuff out there to listen to. But for now I'll stick to my beloved Chili Peppers and fighters of foo...

Cheers - Nath